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Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Definitions
People
Radical
Mixed Company: What you are in when you think of a story you can’t tell there.
Anonymous
Definitions
People
Mixed Company
Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look “like a tramp.”
Anonymous
Appearance
Definitions
Makeup
Daughter: A person who Dad likes because she reminds him why he married his wife, and who Mom is afraid of because she reminds her of why her husband married her.
Unknown
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Family
Daughter
Budget: Telling your money where to go instead of wondering where it went.
Anonymous
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Budget
Altar: Place where a man loses control of himself.
Anonymous
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Marriage
Altar
Morality: An instinctive sense of right and wrong that tells some people how everyone else should behave.
Anonymous
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Honesty
Morality
Free Verse: Verse written without rhyme or reason.
Anonymous
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Free verse
Great Timesaver: Love at first sight.
Anonymous
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Great Timesaver
Blurt: To speak the truth.
Anonymous
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Blurt
Bad Driver: The person you run into.
Anonymous
Autos
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Bad Driver
Neighbors: The strangers who live next door.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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People
Neighbors
Fern: A plant that you’re supposed to water once a day, and when you don’t it dies, but if you do it dies anyway, only not so soon.
Anonymous
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Fern
Plants
Flashlight: A case for storing dead batteries.
Anonymous
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Things
Batteries
Flashlight
Virtue: Lack of opportunity.
Anonymous
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Virtue
American Idealism: Being willing to make any sacrifice that won’t hurt business.
Anonymous
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American Idealism
Amateur Athlete: An athlete who is paid in cash, not by check..
Anonymous
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Amateur Athlete
Luxury Resort: One where a waiter expects a $2 tip when he presents a $6 bill for serving a $3.50 bottle of beer.
Anonymous
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Luxury Resort
Luck: An explanation for the other fellows’ success.
Anonymous
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Luck
Falsies: A helpful aid to any girl in acquiring a disappointed husband.
Anonymous
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Falsies
Old Age: When you find yourself using one bend-over to pick up two things.
Anonymous
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Old
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