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Dictator: One who thinks he can take it – no matter to whom it belongs.

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Middle age: When a woman’s hair starts turning from gray to black.

Age Appearance Definitions Hair

Dentist: A collector of old magazines.

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Unimpeachable Source: The guy that started the rumor in the first place.

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Judge: A lawyer who once knew a politician.

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Dark Ages: Knight time.

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Revolutionary: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor.

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Honeymoon: The morning after the knot before.

Communication Definitions Marriage

Adolescence: That period when children feel their parents should be told the facts of life.

Age Definitions

Groom: Least important member of wedding party, whose only duties are to show up on time, remember the ring, and try not to be drunk.

Definitions Husbands Marriage

Calculus: The branch of mathematics that is so scary it causes everybody to stop studying mathematics.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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Babysitter: A teenager you hire to watch your TV.

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Freudian Slip: Foot-in-mouth disease.

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Euphemisms: Unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.

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Laziness: The habit of resting before you get tired.

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Strapless Gown: A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity.

Clothing Definitions

Mouth: In man, the gateway to the soul; in woman, the outlet of the heart.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Epitaph: A monumental lie.

Death Definitions

America: A land where a citizen will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, and won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.

America Definitions Places

Quality Control: The process of testing one out of every 1,000 units coming off a production line to make sure that at least one out of 100 works.

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Bargain Hunter: One who is often led astray by false profits.

Activities Definitions Shopping