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Technology: The knack of so arranging the world that we need not experience it.
Max Frisch
(1911 – 1991) Swiss playwright & novelist
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Science/Weather
Technology
Bachelor: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
Anonymous
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Bachelor
Luck: The thing that draws us for jury duty, but never for the lottery.
Anonymous
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Quartet: Four men, all of whom think that the other three can’t sing.
Anonymous
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Abstainer: A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Taxation: The process by which money is collected from the people to pay the salaries of the men who do the collecting.
Anonymous
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Revolutionary: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Spilt Milk: Udder waste.
Anonymous
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Spilt Milk
Strip Poker: A game in which the more you lose the more you have to show for it.
Anonymous
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Strip Poker
Ambiguity: The lack of clarity in speech… or perhaps, something else.
Anonymous
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Skeptic: One who won’t take know for an answer.
Anonymous
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Quality Control: The process of testing one out of every 1,000 units coming off a production line to make sure that at least one out of 100 works.
Anonymous
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Quality Control
Post Office: U.S. Snail.
Anonymous
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Economist: One who takes a lot of unwarranted assumptions and reaches a foregone conclusion.
Anonymous
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Fiddlesticks: Violin bows.
Anonymous
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Violins
Umbrella: A shelter for one and a shower for two.
Anonymous
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Umbrella
Sadist: A person who is kind to a masochist.
Anonymous
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Ambidextrous: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Ambidextrous
Demagogue: A man who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
Anonymous
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Demagogue
Road: A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Dentist: A person who runs a filling station.
Anonymous
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