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Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

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Brain: The apparatus with which we think we think.

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Deluxe: Mediocre in a big way.

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Collection: A church function in which many take but a passing interest.

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Humility: The ability to act ashamed when you tell people how wonderful you are.

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Camp: A place in the country where a mother sends her children for her vacation.

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Love: Oceans of emotions surrounded by expanses of expenses.

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An editor is someone who separates the wheat from the chaff and then prints the chaff.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
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Convent: A place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the vice of idleness.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Borrower: A person who always wants to be left a loan.

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Wife: A former sweetheart.

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Sympathy: What one usually gives to a friend or relative when he doesn’t want to lend him money.

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Professor: A person whose job is to tell students how to solve the problems of life he avoided by becoming a professor.

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Diet: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

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Diamond: One of the hardest substances known to man – especially the payments on one.

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Suntan: A pigment of your imagination.

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America: A land where a citizen will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, and won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.

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Post Office: U.S. Snail.

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Counsel: Advice with a price tag.

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Acute Alcoholic: An attractive drunk.

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Juvenile Delinquents: Other people’s children.

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