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Recursion: If you still don't get it, See: Recursion.

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Memorial Service: A farewell party for someone who has already left.

Death Definitions

Kill: To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Death Definitions Killing

Bliss: Having no idea what is really happening.

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Falsies: Making mountains out of molehills.

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Quadruplets: Four crying out loud.

Children Definitions Wordplay

Twice: Once too often.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Snoring: Sheet music.

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America: A nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but can think of nothing to do when it gets there.

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Poise: The act of raising the eyebrows instead of the roof.

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Karma: Justice without the feeling of satisfaction.

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Urinalysis: The study of pissed off people.

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Punctuality: Waiting around for other people.

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Toupée: Top secret.

Appearance Definitions Hair

Hospitality: The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.

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Baby: Morning caller, noonday crawler, midnight bawler.

Children Definitions Family

Caffeine: One of the four basic food groups.

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Cravings: An excuse to gluttonize your way through pregnancy.

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Innocent Bystander: A person so simple-minded he doesn’t know enough to get out of the way.

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Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

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Niagara Falls: The bride’s second great disappointment.

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