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Recursion: If you still don't get it, See: Recursion.
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Recursion
Memorial Service: A farewell party for someone who has already left.
Anonymous
Death
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Memorial Service
Kill: To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Bliss: Having no idea what is really happening.
Anonymous
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Bliss
Falsies: Making mountains out of molehills.
Anonymous
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Quadruplets: Four crying out loud.
Anonymous
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Twice: Once too often.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Twice
Snoring: Sheet music.
Anonymous
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America: A nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but can think of nothing to do when it gets there.
Anonymous
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Poise: The act of raising the eyebrows instead of the roof.
Anonymous
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Karma: Justice without the feeling of satisfaction.
Anonymous
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Karma
Urinalysis: The study of pissed off people.
Anonymous
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Urinalysis:The
Punctuality: Waiting around for other people.
Anonymous
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Toupée: Top secret.
Anonymous
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Hospitality: The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.
Anonymous
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Baby: Morning caller, noonday crawler, midnight bawler.
Anonymous
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Caffeine: One of the four basic food groups.
Anonymous
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Cravings: An excuse to gluttonize your way through pregnancy.
Anonymous
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Innocent Bystander: A person so simple-minded he doesn’t know enough to get out of the way.
Anonymous
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Innocent Bystander
Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Anonymous
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Dust
Niagara Falls: The bride’s second great disappointment.
Anonymous
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