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Bulletin: Your receipt for attending church services.

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Virtue: Insufficient temptation.

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Conservative: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Agent: Someone who believes an actor takes 85 percent of his money.

Acting Definitions Entertainment

Looting: A public shopping spree generously sponsored by local merchants in the wake of a riot.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Court Of Law: A place where a suit is pressed and a man maybe taken to the cleaners.

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I.O.U.: A type of paper wait.

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Bliss: Having no idea what is really happening.

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Casserole: A method used by ingenious cooks to get rid of leftovers.

Definitions Food/Drink

Self-esteem: An erroneous appraisement.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Stock Market: A popular game of chance in which moneyed speculators gamble with the nation’s economy, the object being to amass as much unearned income as possible before one’s fellow gamblers withdraw from the game and precipitate a nationwide depression.

Definitions Money

Bisexual: A person who pays for sex.

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Diet: selection of foods for people who are thick and tired of it.

Definitions Food/Drink

Karma: Justice without the feeling of satisfaction.

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Stroke: Any forward movement of the golf club that is made with the intention of hitting and moving the ball and is observed by another golfer.

Definitions Golf Sports

Shallowness: The root cause of chronic good health, high school popularity, appearance on the fiction bestseller lists, and gainful employment on local tv news broadcasts.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Bridge: A game which gives women something to try to think about while they are talking.

Activities Definitions Games

A man with both feet planted firmly in the air.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
Definitions People Politics

Liberal: A man who feel’s it’s his responsibility to spend a Conservative’s money.

Beliefs Definitions People

Propaganda: Baloney disguised as food for thought.

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Garage: Something usually built with a house attached.

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