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Bisexual: A person who pays for sex.

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Old Age: When you wink at a girl and she says, “Something wrong with your eyes?”

Age Definitions

Fish: An animal that grows fastest between the time it is caught and the time a fisherman describes it to his friends.

Activities Animals Definitions

Coach: A fellow who will gladly lay down your life for the school.

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Genealogy: An account of one’s descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his own.

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Diamond: One of the hardest substances known to man – especially the payments on one.

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Grass: The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden.

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Associate producer: Anybody who’s prepared to associate with a producer.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer
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Diet: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

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Wink: A whether signal.

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Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

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Overeat: To dine.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Eating Food/Drink Language

Democracy: A system whereby the person who never votes can cuss out the man the other people elected.

Definitions Democracy Elections/Voting Government

Age: The time when everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.

Age Definitions Old

Horse: An oatsmobile.

Animals Definitions

Traffic Light: A little green light that changes to red as your car approaches.

Autos Definitions Things

Professor: A person whose job is to tell students how to solve the problems of life he avoided by becoming a professor.

Definitions Education

Caramel: A substance for extracting children’s teeth.

Definitions Food/Drink

Yodeling: Slope opera.

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Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time; the man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
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Zeal: A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Definitions Young