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Bigamist: A man who makes the same mistake twice.

Definitions Marriage

Revolutionary: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Babysitter: A teenager you hire to watch your TV.

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Spinster: An unlusted number.

Definitions People Women

Philanderer: A man who considers himself too good to be true.

Definitions People Self

Daughter: A person who Dad likes because she reminds him why he married his wife, and who Mom is afraid of because she reminds her of why her husband married her.

Definitions Family

Barometer: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

Definitions Science/Weather

Dermatologist: Person who makes rash judgments.

Definitions Doctors Health

Good Breeding: That quality that enables a person to wait in well-mannered silence while the loudmouth gets the service.

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Miser: One who’s perfectly content to let the rest of the world go buy.

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Tact: The ability to arrive at conclusions without expressing them.

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Penis: The male organ used to write one’s name in snow.

Body Definitions Men

X-Ray: A diagnostic tool used to detect existing cancerous growths and create new ones for future examinations to reveal.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Easy Payments: The ones that are easier said than done.

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Barber: The town cutup.

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Hallucination: A belief owned exclusively by one person.

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Babysitter: A teenager you pay $7 an hour to eat $20 worth of snacks.

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Good Sport: One who will always let you have your own way.

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Acupuncture: A jab well done.

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Procrastination: The art of keeping up with yesterday.

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Whoa!: A brake for horses.

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