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Love: Oceans of emotions surrounded by expanses of expenses.

Definitions Emotions Love

Zeal: A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Definitions Young

Parents: One of the hardships of a minor’s life.

Definitions Family Parents

Bigamist: A man who who has had one too many.

Definitions Marriage

Delayed Payment: A tourniquet applied at the pockets.

Definitions Money

Apparently: As either mother or father would do it.

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Nepotism: A form of favoritism – relatively speaking.

Definitions Family

Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into “get a sponge.”

Accidents Definitions Problems

Acme: Spots on the top of your head.

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Savages: People who don’t know what is wrong until missionaries show them.

Definitions People

Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Impossible Lie: In golf, a ball that is in a position that is both completely obstructed by an immovable object and continuously observed by an incorruptible player.

Definitions Golf Sports

Abort: To correct a misconception.

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Democracy: A system whereby the person who never votes can cuss out the man the other people elected.

Definitions Democracy Elections/Voting Government

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Definitions Money

Ability: What you have to get by on if you don’t kiss-up to the boss.

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Boundary: In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of the other.

Definitions Places

Cold War: Hot peace.

Conflict Definitions

Handicap: An allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

Definitions Golf Sports

The Cocktail Party: A device for paying off obligations to people you don’t want to invite to dinner.

(1916 – 1986) American minister & author
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Experimental psychologist: A scientist who pulls habits out of rats.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer
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