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Hula Dancer: A shake in the grass.

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Sunday School: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

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Violinist: A high-strung musician.

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Apex: A gorilla’s old girlfriend.

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Sex: The formula by which one and one makes three.

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Nymphomania: A disease where the patient enjoys being bedridden.

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Connoisseur: One who attains an obsessive knowledge of wines, audio equipment, cats or French cheeses so as to confer a sense of inadequacy on those who would simply enjoy them.

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Work: An unpopular way to earn money.

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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician
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Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.

Appearance Body Definitions Fat Wordplay

Winter: The time of year when it gets later earlier.

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Budget: A schedule for going into debt systematically.

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Marriage ceremony: An incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family.

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Self-made Man: A horrible example of unskilled labor.

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Alimony: The sum of money a man is commanded to pay his ex-wife in exchange for the pleasure of having her live under a separate roof.

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Siamese Twins: First person plural.

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Bore: A person who has nothing to say and says it.

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If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
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Ache: Joint concern.

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Kleptomaniac: A thief with breeding.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

Definitions Marriage