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Alimony: The high cost of leaving.

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Bankruptcy: A fate worse than debt.

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Gardener: A man who never lets grass grow under his feet.

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Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way.

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Groan: An expression of appreciation for the horrible.

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Hobby: Something you do to have fun whether you enjoy it or not.

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Acorn: An oak in a nutshell.

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Middle Age: A time of life when winking at a girl is closing one eye to reality.

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Propaganda: Patriotism as practiced by our enemies.

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Harp: A piano in the nude.

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Apathy: Vigor mortis.

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Kiss: A course of procedure, cunningly devised, for the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.

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Litigant: A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Y Chromosome: A line of genes designed for men only.

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Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.

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Connoisseur: One who attains an obsessive knowledge of wines, audio equipment, cats or French cheeses so as to confer a sense of inadequacy on those who would simply enjoy them.

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Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.

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Balanced Diet: A cookie in each hand.

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Reunion: When you meet people your own age who all look a lot older than you.

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Teenagers: People who get hungry again before the dishes are even washed.

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Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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