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Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Communication Definitions Speech

Cynic: A man who sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Experience: What you get from being inexperienced.

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Babysitter: One who accepts hush money.

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Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents.

Animals Definitions

Underwear: An article of clothing which, when kept clean, ensures the wearer will never have an accident.

Appearance Clothing Definitions

Buffet: A French word that means “get up and get it yourself.”

American humorist & public speaker
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Middle Age: That period when a man begins to shed his hair, his teeth, and his illusions.

Age Definitions

Pickpocket: A man who believes that every crowd has a silver lining.

Crime Definitions

Karma: Justice without the feeling of satisfaction.

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Amusement Park: A walled city populated mainly by teenagers, who willingly pay to have their bodies and brains agitated on a variety of fiendish contraptions designed to induce vomiting.

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Tax Reform: Taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven’t been taxed before.

Definitions Government Taxes

Chiropodist: A man who makes money hand over foot.

Definitions Doctors Occupations

Reform: To gain or lose weight.

Appearance Body Definitions

Forger: A man who made a name for himself.

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Consultant: Someone who knows 101 ways to make love, but can’t get a date.

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Pain: An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Definitions Intelligence Mind

Perfume: What a woman hopes will make her the scenter of attention.

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Christmas: A warm, cheery two-month festival that celebrates the joy of retail merchandise.

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Diaper: A changeable seat cover.

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Abort: To correct a misconception.

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