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College: A fountain of knowledge where students gather to drink.

Definitions Education School

Redneck: Popular term for a rustic male, but rarely employed when addressing one in person.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions People

Nepotism: Putting on heirs.

Definitions Family

Vegetarian: Indian word for bad hunter.

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Jury: A group of 12 people, who, having lied to the judge about their health, hearing, and business engagements, have failed to fool him.

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Quadruplets: Four crying out loud.

Children Definitions Wordplay

Fishing: A venerable contest in which modern man pits his intelligence and technology against the native wit of primitive aquatic vertebrates, and generally finishes second.

Activities Definitions

Dictatorship: A system of government where everything that isn’t forbidden is obligatory.

Definitions Government

Hospital Room: A place where friends of the patient go to talk to other friends of the patient.

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Oyster: A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

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Adolescence: That period when children feel their parents should be told the facts of life.

Age Definitions

Father: An ATM provided by nature.

Definitions Family Fathers

Old age is when you know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Age Definitions Old

Cemetery: A place people are dying to get into.

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Cat: A lap warmer with a built-in buzzer.

Animals Cats Definitions

Diagnosis: A physician’s forecast of the disease by the patient’s pulse and purse.

Definitions Health

Censor: A man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Communication Definitions Language

Old Age: When you find yourself using one bend-over to pick up two things.

Age Definitions Old

Acoustic: An instrument used in shooting pool.

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Paunch: A bulging trunk.

Appearance Body Definitions

Twins: Infant replay.

Children Definitions Family