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Fad: Something that goes in one era and out the other.
Anonymous
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Fad
Forger: The man who gives a check a bad name.
Anonymous
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Forger
Adam’s Rib: The original bone of contention.
Anonymous
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Adam’s Rib
Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Falsies: Making mountains out of molehills.
Anonymous
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Drama Critic: A person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
Anonymous
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Etiquette: Learning to yawn with your mouth closed.
Anonymous
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Reconsider: To seek a justification for a decision already made.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work.
Anonymous
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Hydroponic Gardening
Looting: A public shopping spree generously sponsored by local merchants in the wake of a riot.
Rick Bayan
Anonymous
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Admiral: A general at sea.
Anonymous
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Cabinet Maker: Counter fitter.
Anonymous
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Trick Photography: Focus pocus.
Anonymous
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Egotist: A conceited ass who thinks he knows as much as you do.
Anonymous
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Cloud: What’s in front of every silver lining.
Anonymous
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Cloud
Monarch: A king with a good publicity man.
Anonymous
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Flirtation: Paying attention without intention.
Anonymous
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Flirtation
Statistician: A person who can draw a mathematically precise line from an unwarranted assumption to a foregone conclusion.
Anonymous
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Newlywed: What you and your spouse will officially be considered until your first anniversary, or until you go an entire week without sex (whichever comes first).
Anonymous
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Advice: A commodity peddled by your lawyer and given away by your mother-in-law, but impossible to dispose of yourself. Famous as the one thing which it is “More blessed to give than receive.”
Anonymous
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Consultant: A jobless person who shows executives how to work.
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