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Executive Shakeup: Title wave.

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Intimacy: The first step toward parenthood.

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X-chromosome: A genetic double-cross that empowers women with the ability to bear children and reserves for men the right to be color-blind hemophiliacs.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Lecher: A stud with liver spots.

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Spinster: A lady in waiting.

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Dependent: Reliant upon another's generosity for the support which you are not in a position to exact from his fears.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Absent: The notation generally following your name in a class record.

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Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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Fashion: A make-work program to get women to buy new clothes for no real reason before the old clothes wear out.

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Intellectual: A guy who can keep his mind on a book at a beach.

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Zeal: A nervous disorder affecting the young and inexperienced.

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Entrepreneur: What you’re called when you don’t have a job.

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Bliss: Having no idea what is really happening.

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Forger: A man who made a name for himself.

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Electrician: A person who wires for money.

Definitions Occupations Work

Marriage: The mourning after the knot before.

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Chic: Considered smart without the deadening implication of intelligence.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Hindsight: What one experiences from changing too many diapers.

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Diet Drink/Soda: A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half-pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

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Dark Ages: Knight time.

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Knitting: An exercise that gives women something to do when they are talking.

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