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Ambassador: An honest man sent to lie abroad for the good of his country.
Anonymous
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Ambassador
Democracy: A system whereby the person who never votes can cuss out the man the other people elected.
Anonymous
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Democracy
Elections/Voting
Government
Rum: Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Alcohol
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Rum
Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time; the man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.
Gracie Allen
(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Activities
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Cocktail party
False Pregnancy: Laboring under a misconception.
Anonymous
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False pregnancy
Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication
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Apologize
Cynic: A man who sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Broom: Witch craft.
Anonymous
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Broom
Enema: Not a friend.
Anonymous
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Enema
Overeat: To dine.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication
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Neurotic: A person who, when you ask how she is, tells you.
Anonymous
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Accrue: People who work on a ship.
Anonymous
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Spanking: Stern punishment.
Anonymous
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Insurance: A form of gambling in which we bet our chance of escaping disaster, and win only when we lose.
Anonymous
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Insurance
Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors.
Anonymous
Computers
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Keyboard
Discussion: A method of confirming others in their errors.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
America
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Scots
Propaganda: Baloney disguised as food for thought.
Cincinnati Inquirer
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Propaganda
Abasement: A decent and customary mental attitude in the presence of wealth and power.
Anonymous
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Abasement
Easy: Used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
Anonymous
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Easy
Subsidy: A formula devised by politicians to give you back some of your own money in such a way that you are supposed to think it’s a gift.
Anonymous
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Subsidy
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