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Fishing License: Permit issued upon payment of a modest fee that allows fishermen to lose lures in a specified area.

Activities Definitions

Motel: A love-inn.

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Teacher: A disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.

Children Definitions Education

Waffle: A pancake with a nonskid tread.

Definitions Food/Drink

Sense Of Humor: Being able to laugh at your friends’ misfortunes.

Definitions Emotions

Disinheritance: Heir cut.

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Fairway: The well-kept and seldom used portion of a golf course.

Definitions Golf Sports

Users: Computer users are divided into three types: Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate users: people who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it. Expert users: people who break other people's computers.

Computers Definitions People Things

Farmer: The only man who can lose money every year, live well, educate his children, and then die rich.

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Chic: Considered smart without the deadening implication of intelligence.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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A true gentleman is a man who may know how to play the bagpipes – but doesn’t.

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Quotation: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Peeping Tom: A window fan.

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Filing Cabinet: A place where you lose things alphabetically.

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Blurt: To speak the truth.

Definitions Speech

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire.

Cooking Definitions

Gold Digger: A woman after all.

Definitions People Women Wordplay

Dollar: The jack of all trades.

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Bargain: Something you can’t use, at a price you can’t resist.

Activities Definitions Shopping

Dawn: 1. The time when men of reason go to bed. 2. When the sun first shines on your hangover.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Time

Conference: An organized way of postponing a decision.

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