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Nymphomania: A disease where the patient enjoys being bedridden.

Definitions Sex

Boxing: A mutual affliction of brain damage for the amusement of the public.

Boxing Definitions Sports

Delegate-At-Large: A man at a convention whose wife didn’t accompany him.

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B-Negative: A pessimist’s blood type.

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Callous: Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.

Characteristics Definitions

Banker: A pawn broker with a manicure.

Definitions Occupations Work

Business: Something which, if you don’t have any, you go out of.

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Forger: The man who gives a check a bad name.

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Doughnut: Holey food.

Definitions Food/Drink

Tabloid: A screamlined newspaper.

Communication Definitions Reading/Writing

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn.

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Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.

Beliefs Definitions Honesty Lies

Math Anxiety: An intense lifelong fear of two trains approaching each other at speeds of 60 and 80 mph.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Science/Weather

Fiddle: An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Animals Definitions Music

Atrophy: An award given to those who do not exercise.

Activities Definitions

Diet Drink/Soda: A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half-pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

Definitions Food/Drink

Life: A play with a lousy third act.

Definitions Life

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing.

Clothing Definitions

Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.

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Teenagers: People who get hungry again before the dishes are even washed.

Age Definitions

University: A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand.

Definitions Education School