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Union: A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.

Definitions Work

Slander: To lie, or tell the truth, about someone.

Communication Definitions

Ant: A small insect that, though always at work, still finds time to go to picnics.

Animals Definitions

Birth Control: Evasion of the issue.

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Adherent: A follower who has not yet obtained all that he expects to get.

Definitions People

Brute Force: When your brain doesn’t work, just keep beating on the problem until one of you dies.

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Gentleman: A man who remembers a woman’s birthday but forgets her age.

Definitions Men People

Divorce: A splitting headache.

Definitions Divorce Marriage

Barometer: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language Old Science/Weather

Reducing: Wishful shrinking.

Appearance Body Definitions Wordplay

Unitarian: One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Beliefs Definitions Religion

Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

Definitions Family Parents Wordplay

Rumor: A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Definitions

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife.

Definitions Women

Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

Definitions Sex

Convent: A place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the vice of idleness.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Diaper: A changeable seat cover.

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Idiot: A man who sees your point in an argument but refuses to see your way.

Definitions Intelligence

Intimacy: The first step toward parenthood.

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Group Discussion: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

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Fore: A golf bawl.

Definitions Golf Sports