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Dictator: One who thinks he can take it – no matter to whom it belongs.

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Conscience: An inner voice that warns us somebody is watching.

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Chic: Considered smart without the deadening implication of intelligence.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Kidney: A complex organ used to convert beer into urine.

Beer Definitions Food/Drink

Mouth: In man, the gateway to the soul; in woman, the outlet of the heart.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Ignoramus: Someone who doesn’t know something that you learned yesterday.

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Autobiography: An I-witness account

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The Chinese food in China is not better than the Chinese food here, mostly because of differences of definitions of words that we have – like, for example, 'beef.'

(1960 – ) American comedian
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Casserole: A method used by ingenious cooks to get rid of leftovers.

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Savages: People who don’t know what is wrong until missionaries show them.

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Madam: Someone for whom the belles toil.

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Heredity: The thing a child gets from the other side of the family.

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Tailor: An occupation that suits everyone.

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Anonymous: The worlds most popular author.

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Dna: A complex organic molecule characterized as the building block of life and appropriately shaped like a spiral staircase to nowhere.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Philanthropist: One who gives away what he should give back.

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Heredity: What a man believes in until his son begins to behave like a delinquent.

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Communist: A guy who borrows your pot to cook your goose.

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Hole-In-One: An occurrence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole on a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

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Urinal: The one place where all men are peers.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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