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Loquacity: A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Diamond: A woman’s idea of a stepping stone to success.

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Positive Thinking: self-improvement through self-deception.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Detour: The roughest distance between two points.

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Prophylactic: A rubber check.

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Cardiology: The study of poker playing.

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Liberal: Someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

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Aborigines: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country.

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Consultant: Someone who knows 101 ways to make love, but can’t get a date.

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Neurotic: A person who, when you ask how she is, tells you.

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Geologist: Fault finder.

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Atrophy: An award given to those who do not exercise.

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Marriage: The mourning after the knot before.

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I guess the definition of a lunatic is a man surrounded by them.

(1885 – 1972) expatriate American poet & critic
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Motherhood: If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor.

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Misconception: A pregnancy occurring while taking birth control pills.

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Borrower: A man who tries to live within your means.

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Age: The time when everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.

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Parents: One of the hardships of a minor’s life.

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Craze: The other guy’s hobby.

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Harpist: A plucky musician.

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