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Indifference: A woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”
Anonymous
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Indifference
Discretion: A sense that comes to a man too late to do him any good.
Anonymous
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Discretion
Fiddlesticks: Violin bows.
Anonymous
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Fiddlesticks
Violins
Insurance: A form of gambling in which we bet our chance of escaping disaster, and win only when we lose.
Anonymous
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Insurance
Baby: An alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.
Elizabeth Adamson
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Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.
Anonymous
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Yawn
Nursery: Bawl room.
Anonymous
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Nursery
Summer camp is where the parents spend a thousand dollars so their daughter can learn to make a fifty-cent potholder.
Unknown
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Summer camp
Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse.
Anonymous
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Disneyland
Sympathizer: A fellow that’s for you as long as it doesn’t cost anything.
Anonymous
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Sympathizer
Absurdity: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Experience: In the working world, something you can’t get unless you’ve already got it, in which case you probably don’t want any more of it.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Experience
Bus: A vehicle that has empty seats when going in the opposite direction.
Anonymous
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Transportation
Businessman: One who could have made more money with less trouble in an easier line.
Anonymous
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Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won’t stand up either.
Anonymous
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Statistician
Camp: Where parents spend $1,000 for eight weeks to teach their child to make a 25-cent ash tray.
Anonymous
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Camp
Tact: The art of knowing how far one may go too far.
Anonymous
Communication
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Tact
Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication
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Bore
Listening
Heredity: The thing a child gets from the other side of the family.
Marcelene Cox
writer
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Family
Heredity
College: A fountain of knowledge where students gather to drink.
Anonymous
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Education
School
College
Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work.
Anonymous
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Hydroponic Gardening
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