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Cross-Eyed Teacher: A teacher that loses control over his or her pupils.
Anonymous
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Cross-Eyed Teacher
Amateur Athlete: An athlete who is paid in cash, not by check..
Anonymous
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Amateur Athlete
Marriage: A relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
Anonymous
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Marriage
Doubles: Tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing.
Anonymous
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Tennis
Armadillo: Possum on the half shell.
Anonymous
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Armadillo
Preheat: To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time before cooking a dish, so that the fingers may be burned when the food is put in, in addition to when it is removed.
Anonymous
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Preheat
Snoring: Sound sleeping.
Anonymous
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Snoring
Window: A looking-out glass.
Anonymous
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Window
Wedding Ring: A one-man band.
Anonymous
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Psychiatrist: A head coach.
Anonymous
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Mercy: An attribute beloved of detected offenders.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Dna: A complex organic molecule characterized as the building block of life and appropriately shaped like a spiral staircase to nowhere.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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DNA
Tact: The ability to arrive at conclusions without expressing them.
Anonymous
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Tact
Taxation: The process by which money is collected from the people to pay the salaries of the men who do the collecting.
Anonymous
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Dentist: man who lives from hand to mouth.
Anonymous
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Communism: Nobody’s got nothin’, but everybody’s workin’.
Anonymous
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Communism
Vacation: Where you take the family to get away from it all, only to find it there, too.
Anonymous
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Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket.
Anonymous
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Polygamy – the art of parrot-folding.
Lizzy Mace
comic actor-writer
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Bore: A person who takes his time taking your time.
Anonymous
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Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
America
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Kilt
Scots
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