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Dieting: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

Definitions Food/Drink

Twins: Womb-mates.

Definitions

X-Ray: A diagnostic tool used to detect existing cancerous growths and create new ones for future examinations to reveal.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Health

Entrepreneur: What you’re called when you don’t have a job.

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Tax Reform: Taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven’t been taxed before.

Definitions Government Taxes

Insomnia: The inability to sleep even when it’s time to get up.

Activities Definitions Sleep

Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

Children Definitions Family

Elector: One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man’s choice.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Elections/Voting Government Language

Revolutionary: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Niagara Falls: The bride’s second great disappointment.

Definitions Places Sex

Dirt: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

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Shoplifting: Free enterprise.

Conflict Crime Definitions

Profanity: The father tongue.

Communication Definitions Language Speech

Zeal: A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Definitions Young

Boy: A noise with dirt on it.

Definitions People

Hole-In-One: An occurrence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole on a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

Definitions Golf Sports

Zebra: A horse behind bars.

Animals Definitions

Accountability: The mother of caution.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Definitions

Inertia: Tendency of a skier’s body to resist changes in direction or speed due to the action of Newton’s First Law of Motion.

Definitions Science/Weather

Guest towel: A small square of non-absorbent fabric surrounded by waterproof embroidery.

Definitions Things

Statesman: A politician who is held upright by equal pressure from all directions.

Definitions Politicians