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Bulletin: Your receipt for attending church services.

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Ache: Joint concern.

Body Definitions

Four-letter Word: Par for the coarse.

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Diaper: A changeable seat cover.

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Childhood: The rapidly shrinking interval between infancy and first arrest on a drug or weapons charge.

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Scholarly Debate: Feud for thought.

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Middle age: When a woman’s hair starts turning from gray to black.

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Asylum: A refuge where unusual people are protected from the world.

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Orgasm: The punchline some women just don’t get, generally because their mates have a tendency to rush through the joke.

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Senility: A cleansing of the mental blackboard shortly before class is dismissed.

Age Definitions Old

Impossible: What nobody can do until somebody does it.

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Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist.

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Ant: A small insect that, though always at work, still finds time to go to picnics.

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Bored: To attend meetings.

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Blind Date: When you expect to meet a vision and he turns out to be a sight.

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Tricycle: A tot rod.

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Cricket: A game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity.

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Brainstorm: To feign preparedness.

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Motel: A love-inn.

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World: A place that was built in six days – and looks it.

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Reckless Driver: One who passes you on the highway in spite of all you can do.

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