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Doctor: A guy who tells you if you don’t cut out something he’ll cut something out of you.

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Creditor: A man who has a better memory than a debtor.

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Doorman: A genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.

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Humility: The ability to act ashamed when you tell people how wonderful you are.

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Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes.

Definitions Food/Drink

Orthodox: Bone doctors.

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Optometrist: A person you have to see.

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Wig: A convertible top.

Appearance Definitions Hair

Consumer: One who delights advertisers by acquiring unnecessary products.

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Violinist: A high-strung musician.

Definitions Entertainment Music Wordplay

Childish Games: Those at which your wife beats you.

Activities Definitions Games

Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Bum: A man-about-town.

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Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world.

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Dawn: 1. The time when men of reason go to bed. 2. When the sun first shines on your hangover.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Armor: The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

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Anoint: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.

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Sewing Circle: Where friendship hangs by a thread.

Definitions Friends Wordplay

Marriage: The difference between painting the town and painting the back porch.

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Cleopatra: Queen of denial.

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Post Operative: Letter carrier

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