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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
Anonymous
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Corporation
Consultant: Someone who knows 101 ways to make love, but can’t get a date.
Anonymous
Definitions
Consultant
Gigolo: A fee-male.
Anonymous
Definitions
Wordplay
Church: Man’s effort to keep a roof over God’s head.
Anonymous
Beliefs
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God
Clique: A group of insiders who greet outsiders with their backsides; a closed circle of asses.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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People
Clique
Durable Goods: Those that last longer than the time payments.
Anonymous
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Things
Durable Goods
Caffeine: One of the four basic food groups.
Anonymous
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Food/Drink
Caffeine
Market Correction: The day after you buy stocks.
Anonymous
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Market Correction
Alarm Clock: That which scares the daylight out of you.
Anonymous
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Wordplay
Alarm clock
Alimony: The fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
Anonymous
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Marriage
Alimony
Ad Hoc: Pawn shop advertisement.
Anonymous
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Ad Hoc
Vuja de: The feeling you've never been here.
Anonymous
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Vuja de
Diet: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.
Anonymous
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Food/Drink
Diet
Husband: A polygamous animal in a monogamous strait-jacket.
Anonymous
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Marriage
Husband
Troops: Expendable bodies sent by the government to stop bullets during obscure foreign uprisings.
Anonymous
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Military
Troops
Monastery: Consecration camp.
Anonymous
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Religion
Monastery
X-Ray: A diagnostic tool used to detect existing cancerous growths and create new ones for future examinations to reveal.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Health
X-Ray
Handkerchief: Cold Storage.
Anonymous
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Health
Handkerchief
Sarcasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn’t get it.
Anonymous
Communication
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Sarcasm
Convict: The only person who likes to be stopped in the middle of a sentence.
Anonymous
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Convict
Cleavage: Something which excites disapproval in everyone but the audience.
Anonymous
Body
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Cleavage
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