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Virtue: Lack of opportunity.

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Bookie: A pickpocket who lets you use your own hands.

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Armadillo: Possum on the half shell.

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Work: An unpopular way to earn money.

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Class Reunion: Where everyone gets together to see who is falling apart

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Oyster: A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

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Yacht: A floating debt.

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News: The same thing happening today that happened yesterday, but to different people.

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Vegetarian: Indian word for bad hunter.

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Gluttony: A sign something is eating us.

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Belly: The veranda over the toy shop.

Appearance Body Definitions

Adolescence: The age between puberty and adultery.

Age Definitions Sex

A man with both feet planted firmly in the air.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
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Character: What you have left when you’ve lost everything you can lose.

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Consultant: A jobless person who shows executives how to work.

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Dog Pound: A used cur lot.

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Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist’s bills.

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Castration: A eunuch experience.

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Defame: To lie about another. To tell the truth about another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language Lies Truth

Rite: A religious or semi-religious ceremony fixed by law, precept or custom, with the essential oil of sincerity carefully squeezed out of it.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Traffic Light: A trick to get pedestrians halfway across the street safely.

Autos Definitions Things