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Bald: When one has less hair to comb but more face to wash.

Appearance Definitions

Fiddler: A violinist before he becomes the virtuoso.

Definitions Entertainment Music

Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours.

Beliefs Definitions People

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.

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Anonymous: The worlds most popular author.

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Lisp: To Call a spade a thpade.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator
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Fishing: A venerable contest in which modern man pits his intelligence and technology against the native wit of primitive aquatic vertebrates, and generally finishes second.

Activities Definitions

Rejoinder: Married his ex.

Definitions Marriage

Diet: selection of foods for people who are thick and tired of it.

Definitions Food/Drink

Clairvoyant: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron, namely, that he is a blockhead.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language

Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

Definitions Emotions

Math Anxiety: An intense lifelong fear of two trains approaching each other at speeds of 60 and 80 mph.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Science/Weather

Multitasking: Messing up several chores at the same time.

Activities Definitions

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Age Definitions

Abash: A high school graduation party.

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Broom: Witch craft.

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No Exit: A sign indicating the most convenient way out of a building.

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Business Lunch: Lunch.

Definitions Food/Drink

Unabated: A fishhook without a worm.

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Sewing Circle: A group of women who needle each other.

Definitions Friends Wordplay

Nurses: Patient people.

Definitions Health Occupations