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Honeymoon: The morning after the knot before.
Anonymous
Communication
Definitions
Marriage
Honeymoons
Avoidance: A dance for people who hate each other.
Anonymous
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Avoidance
Antipathy: The sentiment inspired by one’s friend’s friend.
Anonymous
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Antipathy
Education: A progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
Anonymous
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Education
Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law’s peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Anonymous
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Mother-in-law
Zeal: A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Zeal
Dna: A complex organic molecule characterized as the building block of life and appropriately shaped like a spiral staircase to nowhere.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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DNA
Punctuality: The art of arriving for an appointment just in time to be indignant at the tardiness of the other party.
Anonymous
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Punctuality
Sabbatical: A Latin word meaning, “I quit, but you won’t know it for certain for a year.”
Anonymous
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Sabbatical
Husband: A person who is the boss of his house and has his wife’s permission to say so.
Anonymous
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Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Anonymous
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Mouse
Famous Last Words: “This is easy.”
Anonymous
Death
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Groom: Least important member of wedding party, whose only duties are to show up on time, remember the ring, and try not to be drunk.
Anonymous
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Traffic Light: A trick to get pedestrians halfway across the street safely.
Anonymous
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Urinalysis: The study of pissed off people.
Anonymous
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Health
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Urinalysis:The
Censor: A man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
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Upgraded: Didn't work the first time.
Anonymous
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Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours.
Anonymous
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Consumer: One who delights advertisers by acquiring unnecessary products.
Anonymous
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Prostitute: A busy body.
Anonymous
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Prostitute
Abort: To correct a misconception.
Anonymous
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Abort
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