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Neighbors: The strangers who live next door.
Anonymous
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People
Neighbors
Pacifist: A fellow who could attend a peace conference without getting into a fight.
Anonymous
Conflict
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People
Pacifist
Ventriloquist: A man with a dummy who always talks to himself.
Anonymous
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Ventriloquist
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Parents: The one thing children wear out faster than shoes.
Anonymous
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Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Hallucination: A belief owned exclusively by one person.
Anonymous
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Birth Control: Evasion of the issue.
Anonymous
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Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Anonymous
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Nepotism: Putting on heirs.
Anonymous
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Youth: A good substitute for experience.
Anonymous
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Group Discussion: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Anonymous
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Miracle: An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it.
Elbert Hubbard
(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
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Silence: Having nothing to say and saying it.
Anonymous
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Optimist: An anti-skeptic.
Anonymous
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Poise: The act of raising the eyebrows instead of the roof.
Anonymous
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Poise
Siamese Twins: First person plural.
Anonymous
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Unwed Mother: One who helps perpetuate the genes of an unwed father, without the latter’s talent for becoming invisible at will.
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Domestic Harmony: Music produced only if the husband plays second fiddle.
Anonymous
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Lawyer: Men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers.
Anonymous
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Hey, watch this!
Anonymous
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