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Spine: A long, limber bone. Your head sets on one end and you set on the other.

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Death: Life’s way of telling you you’ve been fired.

Death Definitions Life

Detour: The roughest distance between two points.

Activities Definitions Travel

Wisdom: Knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech.

Definitions Intelligence Wisdom

Vision: Looking farther than you can see.

Definitions Intelligence Thinking

Grandmother: A babysitter who doesn’t hang around the refrigerator.

Definitions Family

Twilight: All the difference between day and night.

Definitions Time

Courage: Fear in action.

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Democracy: A small hard core of common agreement, surrounded by a rich variety of individual difference.

Definitions Democracy Government

Ignoramus: Someone who doesn’t know something that you learned yesterday.

Definitions Intelligence

Accordion: An instrument whose music is long drawn out.

Definitions Entertainment Music Things

Bachelor: A man who can get out of bed from either side.

Definitions Marriage Men People

Autobiography: An I-witness account

Books Communication Definitions People Self

Neighbors: The strangers who live next door.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions People

Electrocution: Burning at the stake with all modern improvements.

Death Definitions

Toupée: Top secret.

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Destiny: A tyrant’s authority for crime and a fool’s excuse for failure.

Definitions Future Time

Dachshund: An animal half a dog high by a dog and a half long.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Animals Definitions Dogs

Electrocardiograph: Ticker tape.

Definitions Wordplay

Multitasking: Messing up several chores at the same time.

Activities Definitions

Agent: Someone who believes an actor takes 85 percent of his money.

Acting Definitions Entertainment