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Rejoinder: Married his ex.

Definitions Marriage

Author: A writer with connections in the publishing industry.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Occupations Work

Baby: An inhabitant of Lapland.

Children Definitions Family

Tolerance: That uncomfortable feeling that the other fellow might be right after all.

Beliefs Characteristics Definitions

Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language

Taxidermist: A man who mounts animals.

Animals Definitions Occupations

Shyster: The other fellow’s lawyer.

Definitions Lawyers

Bikini: Baiting Suit.

Clothing Definitions

Righteous Indignation: Your own wrath, as opposed to the shocking bad temper of others.

Anger Definitions Emotions

Bachelor: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.

Definitions Men People

Dark Ages: Knight time.

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Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle.

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Cemetery: A place people are dying to get into.

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Imagination: What puts men in asylums unless they are crazy enough to put it down on paper or canvas.

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Creativity: The sudden cessation of stupidity.

Definitions Intelligence

Unopposed candidate: An officeholder who has mastered the art of campaign reform.

Definitions Elections/Voting Government

Igloo: An icicle built for two.

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Kiss: A course of procedure, cunningly devised, for the mutual stoppage of conversation when words are superfluous.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator
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Donation: A country full of female deer.

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Diplomat: A fellow who prefers ironing out his differences to flattening his opponent.

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Sleet: A slipcover.

Definitions Science/Weather