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Urinalysis: The study of pissed off people.
Anonymous
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Health
Wordplay
Urinalysis:The
VD: The gift that keeps on giving.
Anonymous
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Health
VD
Capital Punishment: Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong.
Anonymous
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Death
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Killing
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Dermatologist: Person who makes rash judgments.
Anonymous
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Doctors
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Dermatologist
Bisexual: A person who pays for sex.
Anonymous
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Bisexual
Will: A dead giveaway.
Anonymous
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Will
Boxing: A mutual affliction of brain damage for the amusement of the public.
Anonymous
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Rhetoric: Language in a dress suit.
Anonymous
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Martial Arts: A family of Asiatic self-defense disciplines consisting largely of sweeping ornamental gestures of the arms and legs – amusing to look at but disappointingly ineffective when one’s opponent is armed with a semi-automatic.
Anonymous
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Martial Arts
Handkerchief: Cold Storage.
Anonymous
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Handkerchief
Procrastination: The art of keeping up with yesterday.
Anonymous
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Procrastination
Dawn: 1. The time when men of reason go to bed. 2. When the sun first shines on your hangover.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Dawn
Grass: The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden.
Anonymous
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University: A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand.
Anonymous
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Banker: A pawn broker with a manicure.
Anonymous
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Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
Anonymous
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Aussie Kiss
Budget: A method of worrying before you spend, instead of afterward.
Anonymous
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Budget
Jury: Twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost
(1874 – 1963) American poet
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Houseplants: Vegetable companions.
Anonymous
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Houseplants
Tact: The art of knowing how far one may go too far.
Anonymous
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Tact
Eulogy: Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
Anonymous
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