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Star: A performer who makes more than his or her agent.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Sympathy: What one usually gives to a friend or relative when he doesn’t want to lend him money.

Definitions Emotions

Punctuality: The art of guessing correctly how late the other party is going to be.

Definitions Time

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed.

Definitions Health

Cleavage: Something which excites disapproval in everyone but the audience.

Body Definitions

Boss: A person who comes early to see who comes late.

Definitions Work

Disc Jockey: A guy who lives on spins and needles.

Definitions Occupations

Parents: One of the hardships of a minor’s life.

Definitions Family Parents

Pain: An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Definitions Intelligence Mind

Butt: The body part that every item of clothing makes “look bigger.”

Appearance Body Definitions

Lecher: A stud with liver spots.

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Twins: Womb-mates.

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Doctor: A man who suffers from good health.

Definitions Doctors

Subsidy: A formula devised by politicians to give you back some of your own money in such a way that you are supposed to think it’s a gift.

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Automobile: A payment plan on wheels.

Autos Definitions Things

Rumor: A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Definitions

Wind: Weather on the go.

Definitions Science/Weather

Alimony: A splitting headache.

Definitions Marriage

Ambassador: An honest man sent to lie abroad for the good of his country.

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Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language Self

Vacuum Cleaner: A sonic broom.

Definitions Things