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Court Of Law: A place where a suit is pressed and a man maybe taken to the cleaners.

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Theory: A hunch with a college education.

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Death: A breath-taking experience.

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Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

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Pregnancy: The shape of things to come.

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Bum: A man-about-town.

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I.O.U.: A type of paper wait.

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Accountant: Someone hired to explain that you didn’t make the money you did.

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After-Dinner Speaker: A person who only has a few words to say, but seldom stops when he has said them.

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Baby: An alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.

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Demagogue: A man who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

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Baker: A person who kneads the dough.

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Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

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Automated: A couple making love in a car.

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Accordian: An instrument inharmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Diet: Something you keep putting off while you keep putting on.

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Zircon: A diamond falsie.

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Committee: A group which succeeds in getting something done only when it consists of three members, one of whom happens to be sick and the other absent.

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Circus: A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Adolescence: The age between puberty and adultery.

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Definition of a Jewish nymphomaniac: A woman who will make love the same day she has her hair done.

(1946 – ) British actress, columnist & comedian
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