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Untold Wealth: That which does not appear on income tax returns.
Anonymous
Definitions
Government
Money
Taxes
Untold Wealth
Hospitality: The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.
Anonymous
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Hospitality
Thrift: Common sense applied to spending.
Anonymous
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Money
Thrift
Mixed Company: What you are in when you think of a story you can’t tell there.
Anonymous
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People
Mixed Company
Connoisseur: One who attains an obsessive knowledge of wines, audio equipment, cats or French cheeses so as to confer a sense of inadequacy on those who would simply enjoy them.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Connoisseur
Litigant: A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Law
Litigant
Infant Prodigies: Young people with highly imaginative parents.
Anonymous
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Belong: To take your time.
Anonymous
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Belong
Education: A progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
Anonymous
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Education
Claustrophobia: The fear of Santa Claus.
Anonymous
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Claustrophobia
Puttering: Woman’s word for man’s work.
Anonymous
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Puttering
Eskimos: God’s frozen people.
Anonymous
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Eskimos
Electrocardiograph: Ticker tape.
Anonymous
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Electrocardiograph
Broom: Witch craft.
Anonymous
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Broom
Saint: A dead sinner, revised and edited.
Anonymous
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Saint
Pessimist: A person who looks at a doughnut and sees nothing but the hole.
Anonymous
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Pessimist
Bankruptcy: A fate worse than debt.
Anonymous
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Bankruptcy
Girdle: The difference between fact and figure.
Anonymous
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Girdle
Experience: In the working world, something you can’t get unless you’ve already got it, in which case you probably don’t want any more of it.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Experience
Kill: To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Death
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Kiss: A course of procedure, cunningly devised, for the mutual stoppage of conversation when words are superfluous.
Oliver Herford
(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator
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Kiss
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