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Ignoramus: Someone who doesn’t know something that you learned yesterday.

Definitions Intelligence

Accountant: Someone hired to explain that you didn’t make the money you did.

Definitions Occupations

Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.

Appearance Body Definitions Fat Wordplay

Dentist: A person who runs a filling station.

Definitions Occupations

Castration: A eunuch experience.

Definitions Wordplay

Manager: Someone who doesn’t know how to do your job, who tells you how to do your job.

Definitions People Work

Automated: A couple making love in a car.

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Falsies: A helpful aid to any girl in acquiring a disappointed husband.

Appearance Clothing Definitions

Bad Driver: The person you run into.

Autos Definitions Things

Four-wheel Drive: Getting stuck in more inaccessible places.

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Cleavage: Something which excites disapproval in everyone but the audience.

Body Definitions

Fishing License: Permit issued upon payment of a modest fee that allows fishermen to lose lures in a specified area.

Activities Definitions

Work: An unpopular way to earn money.

Definitions Work

I.O.U.: A type of paper wait.

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Drama Critic: A person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

Definitions Occupations Reviews/Criticism

Defame: To lie about another. To tell the truth about another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language Lies Truth

Ant: A small insect that, though always at work, still finds time to go to picnics.

Animals Definitions

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator
Communication Definitions Reading/Writing

Barometer: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language Old Science/Weather

Whiskey: The best thing to take for a headache – the night before.

Alcohol Definitions Food/Drink

Statesman: An ex-politician who has mastered the art of holding his tongue.

Communication Definitions Politicians Speech