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Realtor: A man with lots to sell.

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Antibody: Against everyone.

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Glutton: A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Chatterbox: Another name for a telephone booth.

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Union: A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.

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Fitness: Salvation through perspiration.

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Truce: Friendship.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Cemetery: An isolated spot, usually in a suburb, where mourners swap lies.

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Gold Digger: A woman after all.

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G String: Gownless evening strap.

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Atheist: A man who has no invisible means of support.

(1875 – 1940) Scottish novelist, historian & Governor General of Canada
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Detour: The roughest distance between two points.

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Dictatorship: A system of government where everything that isn’t forbidden is obligatory.

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Efficiency Expert: A man who knows less about your business than you do and gets paid more for telling you how to run it than you could possibly make out of it, even if you ran it right instead of the way he told you to.

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Executive: A big gun – that hasn’t been fired yet.

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Bliss: Having no idea what is really happening.

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Negotiating: The art of persuading your opponent to take the nice shiny copper penny and give you the wrinkled old paper money.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Marriage: The mourning after the knot before.

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Compromise: A deal in which two people get what neither of them wanted.

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World: A place that was built in six days – and looks it.

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Niagara Falls: The bride’s second great disappointment.

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