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Window Screen: A device for keeping flies in the house.

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Pain: An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Diaper: A bum wrap.

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Consult: To seek another’s approval of a course already decided upon.

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Faith: Not wanting to know what is true.

(1844 – 1900) German philosopher
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Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work.

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Group Therapy: A drama-in-the-round staged for the entertainment of a professional therapist, who commands the players to put on a new show each week and charges them for the privilege.

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Inch: Unit of measure whose length is consistently underestimated by men.

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Hallucination: A belief owned exclusively by one person.

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Lecher: A stud with liver spots.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Farmer: A handy man with a sense of humus.

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English Channel: The BBC.

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Culture: The visible evidence of a tribe of bacteria, as observed by microbiologists or cynics.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Avoidance: A dance for people who hate each other.

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Nepotism: A form of favoritism – relatively speaking.

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Eulogy: Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.

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Forty: The most difficult age for a woman to pass; it often takes years.

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Delegation: In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn’t know about.

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Old Age: When you don’t recognize either the host or the musical guest on Saturday Night Live.

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Pun: A short quip followed by a long groan.

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