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Invitro Fertilization: The innoculate conception.
Anonymous
Definitions
Invitro Fertilization
Glutton: A person who takes the piece of French pastry you wanted.
Anonymous
Definitions
Eating
Food/Drink
People
Glutton
Cleavage: Something which excites disapproval in everyone but the audience.
Anonymous
Body
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Cleavage
Interesting: A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
Anonymous
Communication
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Speech
Interesting
Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act.
James Agate
(1877 – 1947) British diarist & critic
Acting
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Entertainment
Occupations
Theatre director
Post Operative: Letter carrier
Anonymous
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Post Operative
Stroke-Of-Luck: Hole-in-One.
Anonymous
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Golf
Sports
Stroke-Of-Luck
Democracy: A system whereby the person who never votes can cuss out the man the other people elected.
Anonymous
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Democracy
Elections/Voting
Government
X-Ray: A diagnostic tool used to detect existing cancerous growths and create new ones for future examinations to reveal.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Health
X-Ray
In Mexico, we have a word for sushi… bait.
Jose Simon
(1945 – 2008) American comedian & musician
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Food/Drink
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Mexico
Sushi
Impotent: Willy-nilly.
Anonymous
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Impotent
Jazz Musician: A juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges.
Anonymous
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Entertainment
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Jazz Musician
Intellectual: A guy who can keep his mind on a book at a beach.
Anonymous
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People
Intellectual
Female: One who believes if you charge it, it’s not spending, and if you add a cherry to it, it’s not intoxicating.
Anonymous
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People
Female
Chef: A man with a big enough vocabulary to give the soup a different name every day.
Anonymous
Cooking
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Chef
Heredity: The thing a child gets from the other side of the family.
Marcelene Cox
writer
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Family
Heredity
Scotsman: A man who, before sending his pajamas to the laundry, stuffs a sock in each pocket.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Frugal
Money
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Undertaker: The last guy to let you down.
Anonymous
Definitions
Occupations
Work
Undertaker
Vasectomy: Never having to say you’re sorry.
Anonymous
Definitions
Vasectomy
Chivalry: A man’s inclination to defend a woman against every man but himself.
Anonymous
Definitions
Chivalry
Statistician: A person who can draw a mathematically precise line from an unwarranted assumption to a foregone conclusion.
Anonymous
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Science/Weather
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Statistician
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