Subject: Definitions (Page 67)

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Osteopath: A man who works his fingers to your bones.

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Vaccination: An ouch of prevention.

Definitions Health

Historian: An editor of yesterday’s news.

Definitions History Occupations Time Work

Spouse: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

Definitions Marriage

Gentleman: A man who remembers a woman’s birthday but forgets her age.

Definitions Men People

Gardening: Man’s effort to improve his lot.

Activities Definitions

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it.

Animals Definitions Food/Drink

Bank Robber: A guy who gets alarmed easily.

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Cartoon: What’s sung when driving your car.

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Alcatraz: A pen with a lifetime guarantee.

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Three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

Definitions Men Sex

Reconsider: To seek a justification for a decision already made.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Intelligence Thinking

Tolerance: Another word for indifference.

Characteristics Definitions

Hospital: A place where people who are run down wind up..

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Abstainer: A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Individuals Language

Chef: A man with a big enough vocabulary to give the soup a different name every day.

Cooking Definitions Food/Drink Occupations Work

Budget: A family quarrel.

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Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Intelligence Language

Bookie: A pickpocket who lets you use your own hands.

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Experience: Something you don’t get until just after you needed it.

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Chiropodist: A man who makes money hand over foot.

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