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Prophylactic: A rubber check.

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Grass: The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden.

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Diamond: One of the hardest substances known to man – especially the payments on one.

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Statesman: A politician away from home.

Definitions Politicians

Hanging: A suspended sentence.

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Bureaucrat: A politician who has tenure.

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Gifted Children: Unfortunate tykes who lack the good sense to hide their talents from overly ambitious parents.

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Executive: A big gun – that hasn’t been fired yet.

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Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn.

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Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No Hard Feelings.”

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Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist.

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I.O.U.: A type of paper wait.

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Florida: God's waiting room.

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Statesman: An ex-politician who has mastered the art of holding his tongue.

Communication Definitions Politicians Speech

Ability: What will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.

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Karma: Justice without the feeling of satisfaction.

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Flashlight: A case for storing dead batteries.

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Bliss: Having no idea what is really happening.

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Peeping Tom: A window fan.

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Nouvelle Cuisine, roughly translated, means: I can’t believe I paid ninety-six dollars and I’m still hungry.

Cooking Definitions Food/Drink

Detour: Something that lengthens your mileage, diminishes your gas, and strengthens your vocabulary.

Activities Definitions Travel