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Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Doctors Health

Sense Of Humor: Being able to laugh at your friends’ misfortunes.

Definitions Emotions

Senate: A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Congress Definitions Government

Resolute: Obstinate in a course that we approve.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Definitions

Tavern: Thirst come, thirst served.

Definitions Food/Drink

Consultant: A jobless person who shows executives how to work.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Work

Tolerance: That uncomfortable feeling that the other fellow might be right after all.

Beliefs Characteristics Definitions

Distant Relative: One who can be very distant – especially when he has lots of money.

Definitions Family

Sex Education: Sermon on the mount.

Definitions Sex Wordplay

Middle Age: When you no longer care where your wife wants to go – so long as you don’t have to go with her.

Age Definitions Wives

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Definitions Mistakes

Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language

Middle Age: That period in life when your idea of getting ahead is staying even.

Age Definitions

Bankruptcy: A fate worse than debt.

Definitions Money

Statistician: One who knows which numbers to use in any eventuality.

Definitions Occupations

Wind: Weather on the go.

Definitions Science/Weather

Accomplice: One who lacks brains as well as honesty.

Definitions

Cantaloupe: Gotta get married in a church.

Definitions Marriage

Archive: Where the two bees stayed after Noah brought them aboard.

Definitions

Old Age: When you don’t recognize either the host or the musical guest on Saturday Night Live.

Age Definitions

Definition of a Jewish nymphomaniac: A woman who will make love the same day she has her hair done.

(1946 – ) British actress, columnist & comedian
Definitions Sex Women