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Peeping Tom: A window fan.

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Yearbook: A book of pictures that get nerdier with time.

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Clique: A group of insiders who greet outsiders with their backsides; a closed circle of asses.

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Barber: The town cutup.

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Tips: Wages we pay other people’s help.

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Heredity: The thing a child gets from the other side of the family.

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Union: A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.

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Ventriloquist: A man who never speaks for himself.

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Forger: The man who gives a check a bad name.

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Gluttony: A sign something is eating us.

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Jeans: Lower half of the international uniform of youth.

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Forty: The most difficult age for a woman to pass; it often takes years.

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Umpire: The original strike arbitrator.

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White Supremacists: The most convincing argument against the theory of white racial superiority.

Beliefs Definitions Intelligence People

Diet: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

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Bore: A person who takes his time taking your time.

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Fanatic: One who, having lost sight of his goal, redoubles his efforts.

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Dictator: A self-madman.

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Friend: A person who listens attentively while you say nothing.

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Toupée: Top secret.

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Bad Driver: The person you run into.

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