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Redneck: Popular term for a rustic male, but rarely employed when addressing one in person.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions People

Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Definitions Honesty

Circus: A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Animals Communication Definitions Fools Language People

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly,’ meaning ‘many,’ and the word ‘ticks,’ meaning ‘blood sucking parasites.’

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Communication Definitions Government Language Politics

Convict: The only person who likes to be stopped in the middle of a sentence.

Crime Definitions

Lawyer: A fellow who is willing to go out and spend your last cent to prove he’s right.

Definitions Lawyers

Candidate: A person who asks for money from the wealthy and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

Definitions Elections/Voting Government

Graffiti: Urban scrawl.

Communication Definitions Reading/Writing

Sadist: A person who is kind to a masochist.

Definitions People Wordplay

Sleet: A slipcover.

Definitions Science/Weather

Twins: Infant replay.

Children Definitions Family

Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Death Definitions

Gimme: An agreement between two duffer golfers who can’t putt.

Definitions Golf Sports

Father: An ATM provided by nature.

Definitions Family Fathers

Four-letter Word: Par for the coarse.

Definitions Golf Language Sports

Apparently: As either mother or father would do it.

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Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.

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Courtesy: The art of yawning with your mouth closed.

Dating Definitions Relationships

Trombones: Bones in an orchestra.

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Indifference: A woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”

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Caramel: A substance for extracting children’s teeth.

Definitions Food/Drink