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Experience: What you get from being inexperienced.

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Hypochondriac: One who enjoys poor health, then complains of feeling better.

Definitions Health

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Definitions Divorce Marriage

Florida: God's waiting room.

Definitions Places

Bargain Hunter: One who is often led astray by false profits.

Activities Definitions Shopping

Taxation: The process by which money is collected from the people to pay the salaries of the men who do the collecting.

Definitions Government Taxes

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise.

Appearance Clothing Definitions

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife.

Definitions Women

Sociology: Journalism without news.

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Kiss: What the child gets free, the young man steals, and the old man buys.

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Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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Four-letter Word: Par for the coarse.

Definitions Golf Language Sports

Fitness: Salvation through perspiration.

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Good Sport: One who will always let you have your own way.

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Consciousness: The annoying time between naps.

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Acute Alcoholic: An attractive drunk.

Alcohol Definitions

Harpist: A plucky musician.

Definitions Entertainment Music Wordplay

Coaching: Eliminating mistakes before you get fired.

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Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away.

Definitions Occupations

Manners: Noises you don’t make when eating soup.

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Patience: The quality you admire in the driver behind you but can’t stand in the driver who’s in front of you.

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