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Anonymous: The worlds most popular author.

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Psychiatrists: People with the same problems as anyone else, but with an accent.

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Paunch: A bulging trunk.

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Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace.

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Diaper: A changeable seat cover.

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Baby: An alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.

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Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn’t know about.

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Autobiography: An I-witness account

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Logic: The art of going wrong with confidence.

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Euphemisms: Unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.

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Adverse: Promotional jingle.

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Snoring: Sheet music.

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Etiquette: The noise you don’t make while eating soup.

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Self-respect: The secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.

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Accordionated: Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

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Karma: Justice without the feeling of satisfaction.

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Zeal: A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Mouth: In man, the gateway to the soul; in woman, the outlet of the heart.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials.

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University: A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand.

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Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

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