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Sunburn: Getting what you basked for.
Anonymous
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Sunburn
Sarong: A simple garment carrying the implicit promise that it will not long stay in place.
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Sarong
Gold Digger: A woman after all.
Anonymous
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Women
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Gold Digger
Creditor: A man who has a better memory than a debtor.
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Creditor
Coach: A fellow who will gladly lay down your life for the school.
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Coach
Retirement: The time of life when you stop lying about your age and start lying about the house.
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Absolute Zero: The lowest grade attainable on a test.
Anonymous
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School
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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Middle Age: That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it.
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Twins: Womb-mates.
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Twins
Flirt: A girl who got the boy you wanted.
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Flirt
Ability: What you have to get by on if you don’t kiss-up to the boss.
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Ability
Engagement: The time a girl takes until she finds out if she can do any better.
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Teenagers: Those old enough to know everything.
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Bisexual: A person who pays for sex.
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Bisexual
Nun: A creature of habit.
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Balanced Diet: A cookie in each hand.
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Balanced Diet
Diet: A system of starving yourself to death so you can live a little longer.
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Beauty: The power with which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
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Beauty: The power with which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Telemarketer: A minimum waged person who calls a bunch of people on a list to sell them something that they probably don’t need, and gets hung up on because the person being called usually has a mouth full of food.
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Celebrity: A person whose name is in everything but the telephone book.
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