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Blind Date: When you expect to meet a vision and he turns out to be a sight.
Anonymous
Dating
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Relationships
Blind Date
Dna: A complex organic molecule characterized as the building block of life and appropriately shaped like a spiral staircase to nowhere.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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DNA
Puritan: A person who pours righteous indignation into the wrong things.
Anonymous
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Puritan
Friend: Someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.
Anonymous
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Gossip: One with a keen sense of rumor.
Anonymous
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Gossip
Phillips Screwdriver: Used to round off Phillips screw heads.
Anonymous
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Phillips Screwdriver
Manager: Someone who doesn’t know how to do your job, who tells you how to do your job.
Anonymous
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Manager
American Way: Using instant coffee to dawdle away an hour.
Anonymous
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American Way
Wrinkles: Something other people have… you have character lines.
Anonymous
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Wrinkles
Cleopatra: Queen of denial.
Anonymous
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Cleopatra
Lecher: A stud with liver spots.
Anonymous
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Lecher
Diaper: A changeable seat cover.
Anonymous
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Diaper
Desire: The thing that is so often nipped in the budget.
Anonymous
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Desire
Hospitality: The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.
Anonymous
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Hospitality
Sewing Circle: Where friendship hangs by a thread.
Anonymous
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Sewing Circle
Diplomat: A person who can juggle a hot potato long enough for it to become a cold issue.
Anonymous
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Diplomat
Camp: A place in the country where a mother sends her children for her vacation.
Anonymous
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Experience: What causes a person to make new mistakes instead of the same old ones.
Anonymous
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Nun: A creature of habit.
Anonymous
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Nun
Righteous Indignation: Your own wrath, as opposed to the shocking bad temper of others.
Anonymous
Anger
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Righteous indignation
Liberal: One who tolerates all beliefs and opinions except those with which he disagrees.
Anonymous
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Liberal
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