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Aversion: One side of a disputed story.

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Taste: (female Interpretation): Something you do frequently to whatever you’re cooking, to make sure it’s good;   (male Interpretation): Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.

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Baby: Nine months interest on a small deposit.

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Winter: The time of year when it gets later earlier.

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Lecher: A stud with liver spots.

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Brassiere: A bust stop.

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Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

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Diplomat: Someone who can lose all the points and still win the game.

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Handkerchief: Cold Storage.

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Brothel: Home is where the tart is.

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Racehorse: A barn athlete.

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Psychology: The science that tells you what you already know in words you can’t understand.

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Psychology: The science that tells you what you already know in words you can’t understand.

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Doctor: Someone who practices medicine but charges as if he knew.

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Bisexual: A person who pays for sex.

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Kiss: A course of procedure, cunningly devised, for the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.

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Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way.

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Convent: A place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the vice of idleness.

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Alimony: Bounty after the mutiny.

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Telemarketer: A minimum waged person who calls a bunch of people on a list to sell them something that they probably don’t need, and gets hung up on because the person being called usually has a mouth full of food.

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Love: A form of self-government under a two-party system.

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