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Acoustic: An instrument used in shooting pool.

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Advice: the smallest current coin.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Outdo: To make an enemy.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Diet Planner: A fast talker.

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Fruitcake: The gift that keeps on giving.

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Doctor: Someone who practices medicine but charges as if he knew.

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Etiquette: A convenient code of conduct which makes lying a virtue and snobbishness a righteous deed.

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Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Awe: Wow of silence.

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Bliss: Having no idea what is really happening.

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Necktie: A decorative noose worn by businessmen.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
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Slander: To lie, or tell the truth about someone.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Alliance: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that hey cannot separately plunder a third.

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Weed: A plant whose virtues have not been discovered.

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Flood: A river too big for its bridges.

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Imagination: What puts men in asylums unless they are crazy enough to put it down on paper or canvas.

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Heir Fare: Executor’s fee.

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Percussive Maintenance: Striking a recalcitrant piece of electronic hardware in order to facilitate a successful reboot, and repeating as necessary.

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Billboards: Litter on a stick.

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Gossip: One with a keen sense of rumor.

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