Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Definitions
(Page 77)
View All Definitions
Teacher: A disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.
Anonymous
Children
Definitions
Education
Teacher
Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle.
Anonymous
Definitions
Yardstick
Chef: Any cook who swears in French.
Anonymous
Definitions
Occupations
Chef
Sewing Circle: Where friendship hangs by a thread.
Anonymous
Definitions
Friends
Wordplay
Sewing Circle
Argument: A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but the other person hasn’t realized it yet.
Anonymous
Definitions
Argument
Slander: To lie, or tell the truth, about someone.
Anonymous
Communication
Definitions
Slander
Craze: The other guy’s hobby.
Anonymous
Definitions
Craze
Morality: An instinctive sense of right and wrong that tells some people how everyone else should behave.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Definitions
Honesty
Morality
Apex: A gorilla’s old girlfriend.
Anonymous
Definitions
Wordplay
Apex
Bigamist: A man who marries a beautiful girl and a good cook.
Anonymous
Definitions
Marriage
Wives
Bigamist
Learning: The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication
Definitions
Education
Language
Learning
Ignorance
Studious
Americans: People with more time-saving devices and less time than any other people in the world.
Anonymous
Definitions
People
Americans
Consultant: Someone who borrows your watch then tells you what time it is.
Anonymous
Definitions
Consultant
Niagara Falls: The bride’s second great disappointment.
Anonymous
Definitions
Places
Sex
Niagara Falls
Organic Farm: Tilling like it is.
Anonymous
Definitions
Organic Farm
Chivalry: The attitude of a man toward somebody else’s wife.
Anonymous
Definitions
Chivalry
Epitaph: A monumental lie.
Anonymous
Death
Definitions
Epitaph
Bachelor: A man who can get out of bed from either side.
Anonymous
Definitions
Marriage
Men
People
Bachelor
Neighbors: The strangers who live next door.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions
People
Neighbors
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.
Anonymous
Definitions
Food/Drink
Cabbage
Vegetables
Nepotism: Putting on heirs.
Anonymous
Definitions
Family
Nepotism
Page 77 of 78
« First
« Previous
74
75
76
77
78
Next »