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Logic: The art of going wrong with confidence.

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Giraffe: The highest form of animal life.

Animals Definitions Wordplay

Woodpecker: A knocking bird.

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Experience: In the working world, something you can’t get unless you’ve already got it, in which case you probably don’t want any more of it.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Traffic Light: A little green light that changes to red as your car approaches.

Autos Definitions Things

Circus: A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Animals Communication Definitions Fools Language People

Summer camp is where the parents spend a thousand dollars so their daughter can learn to make a fifty-cent potholder.

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Un-American: Wicked, intolerable, heathenish.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
America Characteristics Definitions Places

Pediatrician: Man of little patients.

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Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law’s peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

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