Subject: Definitions (Page 78)

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Character: What you have left when you’ve lost everything you can lose.

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Argument: A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but the other person hasn’t realized it yet.

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Boy: A noise with dirt on it.

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Dictator: A self-madman.

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Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife.

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Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

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Good Neighbor: One who makes his noise at the same time you make yours.

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Tears: Remorse code.

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Yogurt: Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other two being goulash and squid.

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Experience: Something you don’t get until just after you needed it.

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