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Three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
Anonymous
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Birth Control: Evasion of the issue.
Anonymous
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Birth control
Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you.
Anonymous
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Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Oliver Herford
(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator
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Argument: An exchange of ignorance.
Anonymous
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Road: A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Humility: The ability to act ashamed when you tell people how wonderful you are.
Anonymous
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Doctor: Someone who practices medicine but charges as if he knew.
Anonymous
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Anatomy: Something that everyone has, but it looks better on a girl.
Anonymous
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District of Columbia: A territory bounded on all sides by the United States of America.
Anonymous
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