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Heredity: What a man believes in until his son begins to behave like a delinquent.
Anonymous
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Family
Heredity
Acquaintance: A degree of friendship called ‘slight’ when its object is poor and ‘intimate’ when he is rich or famous.
Anonymous
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Book: What they make a movie out of for television.
Leonard L. Levinson
(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer
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Ascribe: Newspaper reporter.
Anonymous
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Ascribe
Hallucination: A belief owned exclusively by one person.
Anonymous
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Baby: An alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.
Elizabeth Adamson
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Autobiography: An I-witness account
Anonymous
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Synonym: A word you use when you can’t spell the other word.
Anonymous
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Deficit: What you have when you don’t have as much as if you had nothing.
Anonymous
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Statistician: One who knows which numbers to use in any eventuality.
Anonymous
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