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Preheat: To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time before cooking a dish, so that the fingers may be burned when the food is put in, in addition to when it is removed.

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Hallucination: A belief owned exclusively by one person.

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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

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Alarm Clock: That which scares the daylight out of you.

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Fiddlesticks: Violin bows.

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Gold Digger: A girl who will date any man that can pass the asset test.

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Nursery: Bawl room.

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Dictator: One who thinks he can take it – no matter to whom it belongs.

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Tips: Wages we pay other people’s help.

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Slander: To lie, or tell the truth about someone.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Agreeable Person: One who agrees with me.

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Home: A place where a man is free to say anything he pleases because no one pays any attention to him.

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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Class Reunion: Where everyone gets together to see who is falling apart

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Patriotism: The willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons dreamed up by politicians.

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Self-esteem: An erroneous appraisement.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Foosball: A combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

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District of Columbia: A territory bounded on all sides by the United States of America.

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Gardening: Man’s effort to improve his lot.

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Temptation: Something which, when resisted, gives happiness and which, when yielded to, gives even greater happiness.

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Smile: To expose a portion of one’s skeleton as a gesture of goodwill toward a fellow human.

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