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Fiddlesticks: Violin bows.

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Bus Driver: A person who tells people where to get off.

Activities Definitions Driving Occupations

Cloud: What’s in front of every silver lining.

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No Exit: A sign indicating the most convenient way out of a building.

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Regret: Insight that comes a day too late.

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Florida: God's waiting room.

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Take: To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Acrobat: The person who turns a flop into a success.

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Banker: A pawn broker with a manicure.

Definitions Occupations Work

Oaf: An old fashioned jerk.

Definitions People

Conservative: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Age Definitions Food/Drink Health Old

Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

Children Definitions Family

Professor: A person whose job is to tell students how to solve the problems of life he avoided by becoming a professor.

Definitions Education

Kill: To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Death Definitions Killing

Executive: A man who talks to visitors so the other employees can get their work done.

Definitions Occupations Work

Sewing Circle: A group of women who needle each other.

Definitions Friends Wordplay

Psychology: The science that tells you what you already know in words you can’t understand.

Definitions Science/Weather

Accomplice: One who lacks brains as well as honesty.

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Atrophy: An award given to those who do not exercise.

Activities Definitions

Freudian Slip: Foot-in-mouth disease.

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