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Propaganda: Baloney disguised as food for thought.

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Consult: To seek another's approval of a course already decided on.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Virtue: Lack of opportunity.

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Sweater: Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Diaphragm: A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels.

Body Definitions Health

American Way: Using instant coffee to dawdle away an hour.

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Communist: One who has yearnings for equal division of unequal earnings.

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Bureaucracy: The art of making the possible seem impossible.

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Modesty: Being comfortable that others will soon discover your greatness.

Definitions Self

Love: Oceans of emotions surrounded by expanses of expenses.

Definitions Emotions Love

Admiral: A general at sea.

Definitions Military

Morality: An instinctive sense of right and wrong that tells some people how everyone else should behave.

Beliefs Definitions Honesty

Courtesy: Acceptable hypocrisy.

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Cabinet Maker: Counter fitter.

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Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

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Baby: An alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.

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Niagara Falls: The bride’s second great disappointment.

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Claustrophobia: The fear of Santa Claus.

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Self-made Man: A horrible example of unskilled labor.

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Cleopatra: Queen of denial.

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Coaching: Eliminating mistakes before you get fired.

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