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Jeans: Lower half of the international uniform of youth.

Appearance Clothing Definitions

Spanking: To impress upon the mind from the bottom up.

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Realtor: A man with lots to sell.

Definitions Occupations Wordplay

Propaganda: Patriotism as practiced by our enemies.

Communication Definitions

Limit: Maximum number of a particular fish that an angler can take in a day. This number varies from place to place and species to species, but it is a largely theoretical restriction with little practical application.

Activities Definitions

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be.

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Engagement: A period in which a girl is placed in solitaire confinement.

Definitions Marriage

Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

Definitions Emotions

Alimony: The screwing you get for the screwing you got.

Definitions Marriage

Ambidextrous: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language

Rhetoric: Language in a dress suit.

Definitions Language

Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Death Definitions Language Money Wealth

Colleague: The person to whom one passes the buck.

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Antique: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of,  and you're buying again.

Definitions Things

Father’s Day: The annual day in June set aside so merchants can get rid of their leftover Christmas ties and shaving lotion.

Definitions Time

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine.

Beer Definitions Food/Drink

Courtesy: The art of yawning with your mouth closed.

Dating Definitions Relationships

Blurt: To speak the truth.

Definitions Speech

Silicone Treatment: The bust that money can buy.

Appearance Body Definitions

Post Office: U.S. Snail.

Communication Definitions

Prejudice: A great time-saver that enables one to form opinions without bothering to get the facts.

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