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Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away.

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Stomach: The home of the swallow.

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Oaf: An old fashioned jerk.

Definitions People

Freudian Slip: When you say one thing but mean your mother.

Communication Definitions

Pickpocket: A man who believes that every crowd has a silver lining.

Crime Definitions

Ventriloquist: A man with a dummy who always talks to himself.

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Baker: A person who kneads the dough.

Definitions Occupations

Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.

Computers Definitions Things

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents.

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Taxes: A funding method which allows people to test their powers of deduction.

Definitions Taxes

Old Age: When you wink at a girl and she says, “Something wrong with your eyes?”

Age Definitions

Birthday: Anniversary of one’s birth, observed only by men and children.

Age Definitions

Trombones: Bones in an orchestra.

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Matrimony: The splice of life.

Definitions Marriage Wordplay

Houseplants: Vegetable companions.

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Hooker: A working woman commonly despised by people who sell themselves for even less.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Sex

Elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author
Animals Definitions

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Definitions Future Time

Chastity: Perhaps the most peculiar of all sexual aberrations.

Definitions Sex

Unopposed candidate: An officeholder who has mastered the art of campaign reform.

Definitions Elections/Voting Government

Bore: A person who has nothing to say and says it.

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