Subject: Education » Learning

I never could make out what those damned dots meant.

(1911 – 1968) British politician & son of Prime Minister Winston Churchill
Education Learning

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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Ah, well… we live and learn, or, anyway, we live.

(1884 – 1949) American humorist & literary critic
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He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop.

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman
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A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.

Education Learning Proverbs

You're looking at a very proud Canadian who is very proud of the educational system in Canadia.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
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The best classroom of all times was about two car lengths behind Juan Manuel Fangio.

(1929 – ) English race car driver
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R’s only one begins with an ‘R.’

(1953 – ) comedian, political commentator and television & radio personality
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You live and learn… at any rate, you live.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician
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Learn of the skillful; he that teaches himself, has a fool for his master.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Education Learning

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra; in real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
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I took a positive thinking course… it was shit.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Education Learning

Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Education Learning

If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly.

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Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.

(1874 – 1963) American poet
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You can learn many things from children… how much patience you have for instance.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
Education Learning

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin.

(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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The only problem with learning by experience is that you get the test before the lesson.


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