Subject: Education (Page 10)

How can you tell if a Korean broke into your house?… your dog is missing, and your homework is done.

(1962 – ) American television host, actress & comedian
Animals Dogs People School

One in For Kids Drops Out of High School

Education Headlines

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Education School Sports

Dad taught me everything I know; unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.

(1962 – ) American race car driver
Education Family Fathers Learning

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor
Education Sex

I took a physics course that was so hard I couldn't find the classroom.

comedian
Education School Science/Weather

Money enables a man to get along without an education, and education enables him to get along without money.

writer
Education Money

A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.

Education Learning Proverbs

How is education going to make me smarter?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Education TV/Movie Quotes

When I was at school I was great at history… oh wait, no I wasn't.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Education History Learning Time

They say you never forget your first school teacher, I had mine like 4 years in a row… I was dating her by the time I got out of that joint.

American actor & stand-up comedian
Education

Education is the process of moving from cocksure ignorance to thoughtful uncertainty.

Education Murphy’s Laws

A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Education Fools Intelligence Stupidity

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Education School

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Education

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Education Misspokements Occupations

Some folks are so highly educated they can bore you on any subject.

Education

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.

Education Learning Memory

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Age Education Sex Young

College: A fountain of knowledge where students gather to drink.

Definitions Education School

A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the following semester.

Education Murphy’s Laws School