Subject: Education (Page 14)

What we learn after we know it all, is what counts.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

You never catch on until after the test.

Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

How is it that little children are so intelligent and men are so stupid? … it must be education that does it.

(1824 – 1895) French writer

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

(1941 – ) American singer & songwriter

You might be a redneck if… your during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

Money enables a man to get along without an education, and education enables him to get along without money.

writer

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist