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Subject:
Education
(Page 14)
What we learn after we know it all, is what counts.
Groya's Law
Education
Learning
Murphy’s Laws
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Characteristics
Education
Moral bankruptcy
You never catch on until after the test.
Natalie's Law of Algebra
Education
Murphy’s Laws
School
Understanding
Exams
Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Education
Learning
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men are so stupid? … it must be education that does it.
Alexandre Dumas
(1824 – 1895) French writer
Education
Intelligence
Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
Bob Dylan
(1941 – ) American singer & songwriter
Death
Education
School
College
You might be a redneck if… your during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Education
Family
Mothers
People
Rednecks
School
Homeroom
Money enables a man to get along without an education, and education enables him to get along without money.
Marcelene Cox
writer
Education
Money
Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.
Christopher Morley
(1890 – 1957) author & journalist
Activities
Dance
Education
Girls
Men
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Women
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