Subject: Education (Page 14)

The total attention paid to an instructor is a constant regardless of the size of the class.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Education School Time

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
Education Learning

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around; but when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Family Fathers Intelligence Learning Stupidity Wisdom

There’s always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it’s my wife’s aerobics instructor.

comedian
Education Relationships

Teacher: A person who swore she would starve before teaching, and who has been doing both ever since.

Definitions Education

I'm from one of those places where the whole number system consists of one, two and a shitload.

(1955 – ) American actor, stand-up comedian & impressionist
Education Places

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Education Fools Intelligence Wisdom

Teacher: A disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.

Children Definitions Education