Subject: Education (Page 14)

Education: The path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Education Intelligence

Education: One of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Definitions Education

Teachers: United Mind Workers.

Definitions Education Wordplay

If you think that education is expensive, try ignorance.

(1930 – ) American lawyer & educator
Education Intelligence Money

If, while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary qualifications, that field's employment is glutted.


Education Learning Murphy’s Laws School

Money enables a man to get along without an education, and education enables him to get along without money.

writer
Education Money

You live and learn… at any rate, you live.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician
Education Learning Life

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. – unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.

(1928 – ) American R&B and rock & roll singer-songwriter
Education Occupations School Work

The total attention paid to an instructor is a constant regardless of the size of the class.

Education Murphy’s Laws School