Subject: Education (Page 14)

In school, every period ends with a bell… every sentence ends with a period… every crime ends with a sentence.


Education School

In public school my daughter was voted most likely to conceive.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Relationships School Sex

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

(1930 – ) American baseball player
Education Intelligence

I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.

(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Education

I took a physics course that was so hard I couldn't find the classroom.

comedian
Education School Science/Weather

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.

American football coach
Activities Education Football Misspokements School Sports

I hated Geography… because it’s just like History… except without people and dates.

(1956 – ) American entertainer & comedian
Education History School Time

If written directions alone would suffice, libraries wouldn't need to have the rest of the universities attached.

(1938 – ) journalist, columnist (Miss Manners)
Education School

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.

Education Insults