Subject: Education (Page 14)

With one or two exceptions, colleges expect their players of games to be reasonably literate.

(1898 – 1971) English classical scholar & academic
Education School Sports

He is so old… when he was in school they didn’t teach history!

Age Education Exaggerations Old School

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.

Education Insults

I stopped telling people I didn't attend college when it suddenly dawned on me that no one was particularly surprised.

(1932 – ) American political satirist & comedian
Education School

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.

Education School

When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.

(1972 – ) Scottish comedian
Education School Sex

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Animals Children Dogs Learning

Anatomy: A class that sounds vaguely risqué until you find out what it really involves.

Body Definitions Education School

Son, looks to me like you’re spending too much time on one subject.

college basketball coach
Education School Sports