Subject: Education (Page 3)

When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.

Education Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing School

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over?… movie day

(1970 – ) American actor, producer & stand up comedian
Education Entertainment Film

University: A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand.

Definitions Education School

Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public; they can learn in private; in public they have to know.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Learning Men People

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Education School Work

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.

Education Learning Memory

Being in politics is like being a football coach: you have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it’s important.

Education Government Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Politics Sports

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Animals Cats Education Learning People

I paid $120,000 for someone to tell me to read Jane Austen, and then I didn’t.

(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
Education Learning

What men learn from history is that men do not learn from history.

Education History Learning Murphy’s Laws People Time

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Education Learning Memory School

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Education Religion School

The amount of education you have determines your loot in life.

Education Malaprops

I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Beliefs Education School

A self-made man is one who believes in luck and sends his son to Oxford.

(1902 – 1983) Australian novelist & short-story writer
Education Success

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Education Intelligence Money Murphy’s Laws School Stupidity

Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Communication Education Murphy’s Laws

Collegians Are Turning To Vegetables

Headlines School

Learning: The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Education Language Learning

Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.

(1818 – 1883) German philosopher, economist, sociologist & socialist
Education Intelligence Sex

I read Shakespeare and the Bible and I can shoot dice; that’s what I call a liberal education.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Education