Subject: Emotions » Fear

I have no problem with homophobia; as long as they do it behind closed doors.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

I’m afraid of sharks – but only in a water situation.

(1973 – ) American comedian

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people in the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

There’s nothing to fear but life itself.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.

disc jockey, screenwriter & humorist

I moved to New York for my health; I’m paranoid, and New York was the only place where my fears were justified.

There are moments when everything goes well, but don’t be frightened.

(1864 – 1910) French author

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

(1860 – 1904) Russian short-story writer, playwright & physician

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

A lot of people are afraid of heights, but not me… I'm afraid of widths.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I used to be afraid of relationships; someone would ask me out and I'd say, 'Just take my purse, don't hurt me!'

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor

We have nothing to fear but fear itself… and of course the boogieman.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

(1922 – 2007) American novelist

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Whatever happened to the good old days when kids was scared to death of their parents?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)