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Fear
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A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.
Abraham Lincoln
(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
Fear
People
Women
There’s nothing to fear but life itself.
Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Emotions
Fear
Wordplay
I fear no man, but the dentist.
George Foreman
(1949 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing
Emotions
Fear
Sports
Dentists
When asked if he was in fear of Mike Tyson
We have nothing to fear but fear itself… and of course the boogieman.
Pat Paulsen
(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
Emotions
Fear
Boogieman
I’m afraid of sharks – but only in a water situation.
Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
Animals
Fear
Sharks
Ernie Irvan could go bear hunting with a switch. He ain't never afraid.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Emotions
Fear
Sports
Ernie Irvan
All men are afraid of eyelash curlers; I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
Rita Rudner
(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Arms
Fear
Men
People
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Eyelash curlers
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