Subject: Emotions » Happiness

Happiness is the China shop; love is the bull.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
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One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.

(1908 – 1976) publisher & author
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Happiness is a warm puppy.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)
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Happier than a pig in slop

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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Ecstasy: Happiness with its clothes off.

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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy: first, let her think she's having her own way, and second, let her have it.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president
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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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Too much of a good thing… can be wonderful.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
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The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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Money doesn’t buy happiness; but happiness isn’t everything.

(1938 – 1979) American actress
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Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Nothing makes a smoker happier than to see an old person smoking.

(1961 – 1994) comedian
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
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Cheerfulness: The art of concealing your true feelings.

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Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

(1903 – 1987 diplomat, playwright, journalist & politician
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Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

(1925 – 2005) television host
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If you can eat anything you want to, what’s the fun in eating anything you want to?

(1956 – ) American movie actor
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The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
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