Subject: Emotions » Happiness

My grandfather used to make home movies and edit out the joy.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

(1875 – 1965) German/French theologian, organist, philosopher, physician & medical missionary

I know if mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.

(1862 – 1937) novelist & short story writer

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.

(1775 – 1817) English novelist

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

My shrink told me that my happiness was stress related.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Money doesn’t buy happiness; but happiness isn’t everything.

(1938 – 1979) American actress

Success is getting what you want, and happiness is wanting what you get.

(1926 – 1983) American comedian & singer

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

(1821 – 1880) French novelist

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

(1965 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer

Nothing makes a smoker happier than to see an old person smoking.

(1961 – 1994) comedian

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

I am one of those people who just can’t help getting a kick out of life – even when it’s a kick in the teeth.

(1900 – 1962) Russian – Jewish madam & author

Happiness is the China shop; love is the bull.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Money brings some happiness; but after a certain point, it just brings more money.

(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter

I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He's grinning like a mule eating briars.

It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Too much of a good thing… can be wonderful.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol