Subject: Emotions » Happiness (Page 3)

I can’t do two things at once; I can’t have intercourse and enjoy myself at the same time.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
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Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

(1879 – 1964) British politician
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To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
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Well I don’t see why I have to make one man miserable when I can make so many men happy.


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Happiness is a warm puppy.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)
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As my mom has said, when one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one has not come to terms with it yet.

(1979 – ) American actress, comedian & writer
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There’s no such thing as fun for the whole family.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.


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Happier than a pig in slop

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I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years… then we met.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
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I am one of those people who just can’t help getting a kick out of life – even when it’s a kick in the teeth.

(1900 – 1962) Russian – Jewish madam & author
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He was grinning like a butchers dog.

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To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

(1821 – 1880) French novelist
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Too much of a good thing… can be wonderful.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
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By all means, marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

(469 BC – 399) BC Greek philosopher
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People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

(1958 – ) Australian author
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