Subject: Emotions » Happiness (Page 5)

By all means, marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

(469 BC – 399) BC Greek philosopher

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.


I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late.

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Ecstasy: Happiness with its clothes off.

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

(1925 – 2005) television host

The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.

(1862 – 1937) novelist & short story writer

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

My shrink told me that my happiness was stress related.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist