Subject: Emotions » Happiness (Page 5)

I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy; one is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

Money doesn’t buy happiness; but happiness isn’t everything.

(1938 – 1979) American actress

Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

(1875 – 1965) German/French theologian, organist, philosopher, physician & medical missionary

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic

Nothing makes a smoker happier than to see an old person smoking.

(1961 – 1994) comedian

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.

(1775 – 1817) English novelist

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist