Subject: Emotions » Happiness (Page 5)

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

My shrink told me that my happiness was stress related.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

My grandfather used to make home movies and edit out the joy.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late.

typographer

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

My wife and I were happy for twenty years… before we met.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor