Subject: Emotions » Laughter

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs; if you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you’re Canadian and people laugh.

(1950 – 1994) Canadian actor & comedian

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Never laugh at your significant other when they're having an orgasm; that is their time to shine.

(1983 – ) American comedian

As my mother always says, “If you have to swear to get laughs, then you’re obviously a c**t.”

(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… but I laugh more.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

(1952 – ) American writer & comedian

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

(1952 – ) American writer & comedian

Laughter is the best medicine – unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

(Robert Norman Davis) (1945 – ) British comedian & actor

My wife put a mirror over our bed; she says she likes to watch herself laugh.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

Matt Thompson (1965 – ) American comedian

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist

Anyone who says, 'You had to be there,' should just not have told you the thing in the first place because it's not funny.

(1968 – ) American actor & comedian

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing at you.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.