Subject: Emotions » Laughter

My wife put a mirror over our bed; she says she likes to watch herself laugh.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs; if you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
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They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
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Never laugh at your significant other when they're having an orgasm; that is their time to shine.

(1983 – ) American comedian
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist
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He who laughs first, laughs last… if nobody laughs in the middle.

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Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex… no matter what she’s reading.

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple
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He laughs best who laughs last.

(1664 – 1726) English architect & dramatist
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

(1952 – ) American writer & comedian
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
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They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian; well, they’re not laughing now.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer
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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

(1920 – ) Hungarian writer
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If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman
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Although it is a far cry from there to here, he laughed all the way.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
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Laughter is the best medicine – unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

(Robert Norman Davis) (1945 – ) British comedian & actor
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The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you’re Canadian and people laugh.

(1950 – 1994) Canadian actor & comedian
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