Subject: Emotions » Laughter

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist
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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex… no matter what she’s reading.

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple
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Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
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A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you sore if it happened to you!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
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Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
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Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

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He who laughs first, laughs last… if nobody laughs in the middle.

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Laughter is the best medicine – unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

(Robert Norman Davis) (1945 – ) British comedian & actor
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Seven days without laughter makes one weak.


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A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author
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He laughs best who laughs last.

(1664 – 1726) English architect & dramatist
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When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail and if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
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The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing at you.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

(1952 – ) American writer & comedian
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As my mother always says, “If you have to swear to get laughs, then you’re obviously a c**t.”

(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor
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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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