Subject: Emotions » Laughter

It’s weird to hear a girl laugh when I’m not making love to her.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
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When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter
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Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you’re Canadian and people laugh.

(1950 – 1994) Canadian actor & comedian
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

(1952 – ) American writer & comedian
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Men love war because it allows them to look serious… it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.

(1926 – 2005) English novelist & essayist
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Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
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He who laughs last probably didn’t get the joke.

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Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.

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My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… but I laugh more.

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Although it is a far cry from there to here, he laughed all the way.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
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He laughs best who laughs last.

(1664 – 1726) English architect & dramatist
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex… no matter what she’s reading.

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple
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A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author
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Never laugh at your significant other when they're having an orgasm; that is their time to shine.

(1983 – ) American comedian
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If you can laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

(1963 – ) television host & comedian
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Somebody once said that laughter is the best medicine, and that was clearly written by a man that never tried Vicodin.

(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs; if you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
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Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

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