Subject: Emotions » Laughter

If you can laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

(1963 – ) television host & comedian
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist
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Anyone who says, 'You had to be there,' should just not have told you the thing in the first place because it's not funny.

(1968 – ) American actor & comedian
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

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A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you sore if it happened to you!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
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He laughs best who laughs last.

(1664 – 1726) English architect & dramatist
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My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… but I laugh more.

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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs; if you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
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My wife put a mirror over our bed; she says she likes to watch herself laugh.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers… but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

(1934 – 1996) American astronomer, astrophysicist & author
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I quit because I was in the hospital and I realized that I truly believed that laughter was the best medicine, but it turns out penicillin works a hell of a lot better.

(1971 – ) American comedian, actor, television host & former physician
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Laughter is the best medicine – unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

(Robert Norman Davis) (1945 – ) British comedian & actor
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A laugh is a smile that bursts.

(1949 – ) English nurse
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Although it is a far cry from there to here, he laughed all the way.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
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The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
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At their core, women fear that men will kill them; at their core, men fear that women will laugh at them.

(1954 – ) security specialist, advisor & author
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As my mother always says, “If you have to swear to get laughs, then you’re obviously a c**t.”

(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor
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They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
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If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman
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Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

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