Subject: Emotions » Laughter (Page 3)

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

He who laughs first, laughs last… if nobody laughs in the middle.

They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers… but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

(1934 – 1996) American astronomer, astrophysicist & author

Anyone who says, 'You had to be there,' should just not have told you the thing in the first place because it's not funny.

(1968 – ) American actor & comedian

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

It’s weird to hear a girl laugh when I’m not making love to her.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor

Never laugh at your significant other when they're having an orgasm; that is their time to shine.

(1983 – ) American comedian

Somebody once said that laughter is the best medicine, and that was clearly written by a man that never tried Vicodin.

(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author

As my mother always says, “If you have to swear to get laughs, then you’re obviously a c**t.”

(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist