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Laughter
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He who laughs first, laughs last… if nobody laughs in the middle.
Black’s Discovery
Laughter
Murphy’s Laws
Gerrit Blaauw
A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.
Shirley MacLaine
(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author
Emotions
Laughter
People
Self
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing at you.
Phyllis Diller
(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Emotions
Golf
Laughter
Sports
Pro
Anyone who says, 'You had to be there,' should just not have told you the thing in the first place because it's not funny.
Paul Tompkins
(1968 – ) American actor & comedian
Communication
Laughter
Situations
Humor
Laughter is the best medicine – unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
Jasper Carrott
(Robert Norman Davis) (1945 – ) British comedian & actor
Emotions
Health
Laughter
Diabetes
Medicine
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
Mary H. Waldrip
(1949 – ) English nurse
Emotions
Happiness
Laughter
Smiling
Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.
Proverb
Emotions
Laughter
Proverbs
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
‘Mort’ Walker
Emotions
Laughter
Wordplay
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
Thomas Szasz
(1920 – ) Hungarian writer
Emotions
Laughter
People
Self
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Emotions
Happiness
Laughter
My wife put a mirror over our bed; she says she likes to watch herself laugh.
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Emotions
Laughter
Sex
Bed
Mirrors
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