Subject: Emotions » Love

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they’re probably broke.

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.

(1894 – 1987) British writer

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor – unassisted.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings.

(1956 – ) American humorist, comedian & author

I saw a pair of knickers today on the front it said, “I would do anything for love” and on the back it said “but I won't do that.”

(1975 – ) English comedian

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

(1931 – ) American author & newspaper journalist

Your heart is my piñata.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

Wayne Carter: Spring is the time for love.

Flower Belle Lee: What’s the matter with the rest of the year?

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Love will make you move all the way across the country and sell all your shit… just to get away from that person.

(1967 – ) is an American comedian & actor

Love is a lot like a backache… it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

If love were oil, I'd be about a quart low.

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist

Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion.

(1620 – 1705) French author, courtesan & patron of the arts

Not with anybody else.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages, but love accounts for the other third.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

I remember what I was doing the first time I told someone I loved them… I was lying to get sex.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

(1888 – 1972) French actor, singer & entertainer

Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.

(1933 – ) English actress & author