Subject: Emotions » Love

Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it – if that isn't love I don't know what is.

(1939 – 2000) American actor

Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body.

(1664 – 1726) English architect & dramatist

It is better to be on penicillin, than never to have loved at all.

A mutual misunderstanding.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

(1882 – 1942) American actor

You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it; but first let me introduce myself.

(1982 – ) American author

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

(1888 – 1972) French actor, singer & entertainer

You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car.

(1982 – ) American author

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

Love thy neighbor… and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

I saw a pair of knickers today on the front it said, “I would do anything for love” and on the back it said “but I won't do that.”

(1975 – ) English comedian

Love will find a lay.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

Diane: And everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is.
Sam: Well, whatever you say. I really don’t care.

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

(1982 – ) American author

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.

Love’s like the measles… all the worse when it comes late in life.

(1803 – 1857) English writer

The romance is dead if he drinks champagne from your slipper and chokes on a Dr. Scholl’s foot pad.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

We had a lot in common; I loved him and he loved him.

(1920 – 2006) American actress