Subject: Emotions » Love

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

(1931 – ) American author & newspaper journalist

My love life is like a fairy tale – it's grim.

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian

Love is blind… but marriage is the real eye-opener.

Wayne Carter: Spring is the time for love.

Flower Belle Lee: What’s the matter with the rest of the year?

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Love can be sordid only if you work at it.

(1952 – ) cartoonist

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

(1888 – 1972) French actor, singer & entertainer

Love: Oceans of emotions surrounded by expanses of expenses.

What’s the point of having children if you can’t buy their love?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion.

(1620 – 1705) French author, courtesan & patron of the arts

It's better to have loved and lost, then have to live with that bitch for the rest of my life.

comedian

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

Love looks through a telescope, envy through a microscope.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

(1982 – ) American author

Jealousy and love are sisters.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

I know what love is ‘cuz’ I watch talk shows… love is the end of happiness!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer

I saw a pair of knickers today on the front it said, “I would do anything for love” and on the back it said “but I won't do that.”

(1975 – ) English comedian

You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Happiness is the China shop; love is the bull.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor